Originally posted by Runik@Mon, 2006-02-20 @ 12:43 PM



Don't cross the streams.



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			 I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock



We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up



We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed



We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head



Bust a move, Tog



I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me



His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see



the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"



I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach



And I say,



Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish



Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish



The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us



'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up



And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit



Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit



He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space



Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face



And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise



And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies



Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas



Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee



And I say



Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish



Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish



The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us



'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up



Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place



He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space



The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far



We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar



What is with the Klingons, remember in the day



They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame



Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead



With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads



And I say



Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish



Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish



The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us



'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up



Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door



When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before



Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase



'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"



We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar



So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg



Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit



But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits



And I say



Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish



Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish



The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us



'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind



We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up