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lordofduct - Oct 24, 2004

		lordofduct	Oct 24, 2004
		I just need to cry, vent, rip my eyeballs out! I hate these people who upload HUGE pics of themselves onto our server. And when I say HUGE, I mean first she is the fattest creature I have ever seen in my entire life, and then she uploads images that are about 3000X3000 in resolution bitmaps. Yes .bmp. She is crazy, and ugly and I am afraid to open her folder everyday. She uploads 30 of these images a day. this is no woman anyone would be turned on by (remember pornsite). WHO LOOKS AT THEM??? me thats who! Now it wouldn't be bad if it was a quick in out job. Close your eyes, hold your breathe get in and bam done. Wipe your hands clean. But noooooooo, these images are so huge that it eats up all my memory. My computer screeches to a hault, my cd player stops playing, SX just crashes into millions of pieces while I sit in my cubicle under the desk crying like a new born baby. Screaming for someone to come and save me. But no one comes.

		Xavier	Oct 24, 2004
		Why dont you ask her to save the files as jpegs at least first?

		lordofduct	Oct 24, 2004
		im not ALLOWED. So says my boss...

		reX dart: eskimo spy	Oct 24, 2004
		Wow. Who could have imagined there was a dark side to the porn industry? :huh

		lordofduct	Oct 24, 2004
		I drew a picture while at work of me strangling myself because of the fat woman who haunts my sleep.... yeah that Donovan in the other cubicle laughing at me!!!! that bastard

		VertigoXX	Oct 24, 2004
		Hey, you might be surprised by what some people get turned on by... Though you should set up your software to limit the file size, and if they try to upload something over 300k it presents a message asking them to make sure they're using JPG or PNG and if so to resize.

		it290	Oct 24, 2004
		Heh heh, I love that drawing. The lines are great.

		PUNJABEE	Oct 24, 2004
		I'm more than likely going to get flak for this, but hey I don't care. I gotta see this. PM me, or email me the link. unknown_reason@grandecom dot net

lordofduct

Oct 24, 2004

Originally posted by VertigoXX+Oct 24, 2004 @ 01:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VertigoXX @ Oct 24, 2004 @ 01:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Hey, you might be surprised by what some people get turned on by... Though you should set up your software to limit the file size, and if they try to upload something over 300k it presents a message asking them to make sure they're using JPG or PNG and if so to resize.

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Well, I only work for the website. We have about 200 employees. So I don't really have control over that! And the stupid programmers don't care, they let them upload these pics. GRRRRR!

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UNJABEE@Oct 24, 2004 @ 06:51 PM

I'm more than likely going to get flak for this, but hey I don't care.

I gotta see this. PM me, or email me the link.

unknown_reason@grandecom dot net

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I am not sure if you can see the pics... let me go to the website now and see if you can check them out without an account. I can't take the picture from them... they would find out and FIRE me!!!! copyright bullshit, the fat girls likeness can't be used in any inflamatory way. Just the sight of her is inflamatory though!

		Alexvrb	Oct 24, 2004
		I'm with Donovan on this one. comes back from other threads Haahhh Hahahahaha! Thanks Dylan

		lordofduct	Oct 25, 2004
		I dont get what your referring to alexvrb.... hrmmm, but now i have a great urge to write a little story around this instance that happend here at work.

MasterAkumaMatata

Oct 25, 2004

Originally posted by lordofduct@Sun, 2004-10-24 @ 02:31 AM

I just need to cry, vent, rip my eyeballs out! I hate these people who upload HUGE pics of themselves onto our server. And when I say HUGE, I mean first she is the fattest creature I have ever seen in my entire life, and then she uploads images that are about 3000X3000 in resolution bitmaps. Yes .bmp. She is crazy, and ugly and I am afraid to open her folder everyday. She uploads 30 of these images a day. this is no woman anyone would be turned on by (remember pornsite). WHO LOOKS AT THEM??? me thats who!

Now I see why you chose your current avatar. There there. Let me dry those tears for you. :flamethrower:

		Alexvrb	Oct 25, 2004
		Story? Bah, make it a comic strip, damnit. The pic above was priceless! Make a story with those!

		lordofduct	Oct 25, 2004
		thats a good idea... another comic for my website would be good.

		lordofduct	Oct 26, 2004
		For those of you who liked my last little doodle of going insane at work due to cracked out cam whores. Here's another... This is while I am on the phone with a transexual asian guy from a little island. He is illiterate, and I hace NO CLUE how the hell he works on a text based chat website when he CAN'T READ!!!!

		SkankinMonkey	Oct 26, 2004
		Your porn site sounds more fucked up than anything I've ever heard of.

		lordofduct	Oct 26, 2004
		but its my messed up little website... I love ifriends, your my FRIEND!!!!

		fonzievoltonov	Oct 26, 2004
		Umm, i don't understand. The drawings you made are from your Porn HQ?

		trecheroustara	Oct 26, 2004
		fat chicks rule if i got an webcam..could i become an ifriend^.^??????????????????????????????????????????????

		lordofduct	Oct 26, 2004
		Fonzie yes the pics take place at "HQ" if thats what you wanna call it! TARA.... and this woman isnt fat, she is a giant SPHERE!