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I learned my lesson the hard way...
Caelestis - Nov 3, 2003
  Caelestis Nov 3, 2003
Never, ever start off your evening with a case race.

Over the course of last night, I had 15 beers... 10 big glasses of jungle juice... 6 or 8 more beers... and then I passed out.

Woke up this morning with an exceedingly beautiful girl next to me. (She looked a helluva lot like Kirsten Dunst, with the red hair from Spiderman)... So I had to get to worrying...

1: Where are the goddamn condoms? I don't see them anywhere... so is there gonna be a little Rob running around in a few months?

2: Is this bitch clean, or do I get to have a q-tip shoved up my prick to check for STD's?

3: Am I going straight to jail for statutory? Cause yeah, turns out this girl is only 17.

Yeah, I spent the first 12 hours or so I was awake today debating whether or not to jump off the roof. Got a call a few hours ago from the girl's sister... apparently I'm not in trouble on any of the accounts... I was either a gentleman or just too damn drunk, one of the two... But at any rate, I've never had a scarier moment in my life.

Drink responsibly. It's worth it.

 ratfish Nov 3, 2003
Thanks for the tip. Hope nothing takes a turn for the worst.

I actually had a pretty similar experience, expect the person I woke up next to was my friend's girlfriend.

 MasterAkumaMatata Nov 3, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by Caelestis@Nov 3, 2003 @ 04:23 AM



Over the course of last night, I had 15 beers... 10 big glasses of jungle juice... 6 or 8 more beers... and then I passed out.


:huh Wow, how many times did you go to the bathroom? :cheers

 mal Nov 3, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by Caelestis@Nov 3, 2003 @ 07:23 PM



 apparently I'm not in trouble on any of the accounts... I was either a gentleman or just too damn drunk, one of the two...


From the amount you said you drank, it would definitely be the latter. :lol:

 joe81 Nov 3, 2003
ya that's always a bitch the last few nights i drank like a mad man.

all i learned was dont run down hills because you realize you're too drunk to jump over a barbedwire fence.

drinking half a bottle of 151 and other drinks in one night doesn't really have that great affect on me anymore

 Caelestis Nov 3, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by mal+Nov 3, 2003 @ 03:59 AM-->
QUOTE(mal @ Nov 3, 2003 @ 03:59 AM)