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AARRRGGHHH... Girlfriend over videogames....
Shitface - Jun 13, 2003

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  Shitface Jun 13, 2003
I had just made some money creating logos for someone. I had this great plan, i was to spend part of it on a gift for my girlfriend, and buy some good ol sega cd games with the rest. So my girlfriend decides to let her mom give her highlights. Well that turned out horrible and my girlfriend is mad cause she has to go to work with some weird hair. So to make her feel better i said i would give her the money to get her hair done (bye bye games). Well she gets all mad at me cause i give her lots of money, so she doesn't accept it. Now if i go buy those games, she will get mad at me for spending it on games (cause i always do). In other words, she won't take the money and she'll get mad if i spend it! ARRGGHHH! I lose either way! Well, just thought i would share that story, anyone else got any stories?

 klakalou Jun 13, 2003
lol funny story.

 gamefoo21 Jun 14, 2003
stash the cash wait for her to forget then get games :devil

 Shitface Jun 14, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by gamefoo21@Jun 14, 2003 @ 12:00 AM



 stash the cash wait for her to forget then get games :devil


Hmmmm... good thinking :devil . However some bad news, she called back and now is making plans for me to go with her to get her hair done. SOOOO... i assume she now wants the money. No games for SegaSquad.

 ratfish Jun 14, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by gamefoo21@Jun 13, 2003 @ 09:00 PM



 stash the cash wait for her to forget then get games :devil


girls never forget.

 Myname Jun 14, 2003
Trust me, you'll really wish problems with the opposite sex remain as nice as this. Though it might seem problematic to you now, you should probably just enjoy the situation and save up the stress for later.

1. Tell her that unless her mother is a qualified hairdresser, she should never touch her hair. 'Mommy, can you do my hair?' roughly translates to: 'Mommy, can you rape my hair through several hedges so that I have an easy target to blame when it goes wrong?'. Trust me, I've done it myself when I couldn't be arsed to get my hair cut. Now I cut my own and punch myself in the face if it goes wrong.

2. NEVER say the games you buy are for you. ALWAYS say they're for the both of you as some kind of digital bonding exercise. However, be aware that the word 'bonding' is much like the word 'bondage', so if you have any kind of speech problem then the games are yours and yours only.

3. "I lose either way!" - Yes you do, and you'd better get used to it soldier.

4. Read this.... It might make you feel better.

 Jaded God Jun 14, 2003
Poor Segasquad I am rooting for ya *does magical dance so Segasquad can get his games*

 Shitface Jun 14, 2003
Wow, Myname, That is all sooo true.. and that site, its exactly like that! Amazing.... :huh

 mal Jun 14, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by Myname@Jun 14, 2003 @ 05:22 PM



1. Tell her that unless her mother is a qualified hairdresser, she should never touch her hair.


Are you trying to get him killed?!?

DON'T SAY THAT NOW!

I'm sure she really wants to hear that you could have told her she was making a mistake.

 spike_speigel Jun 14, 2003

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by SegaFreak+Jun 14, 2003 @ 12:56 AM-->
QUOTE(SegaFreak @ Jun 14, 2003 @ 12:56 AM)
 
QUOTE(mal @ Jun 14, 2003 @ 10:18 AM)