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Ok, im confused... i live alone. im NEVER home. but today i opened my fridge on the rare occasion i do, found something surprising.
now i dont have much in my fridge, rancid milk, baking soda, stick of hard as rock butter, old celery that talks, and the confusing thing... The only edible thing in my fridge is 2 half empty bottles of Jack Daniels.
I DONT DRINK. i quit drinking during high school, you know those 40 yr old drunks at AA that talk about puking on cops. well i was 16 sitting next to em' saying i puked on my teacher from drinking 2 fifths of vodka then being shipped home to recover for 2 FUCKING DAYS. so i dont drink anymore, it was hell. Whered these bottles come from.
oh and actually it was NA not AA, i was forced to go by the Palm Beach County Court System |
