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Cynical contemplations and flamebait. What would the Internet be without them?
Rare is doing a pretty solid job of hand-waving this into a "nothing has really changed" situation. This is a hell of a feat considering their dedication to Nintendo platforms for the past 15 years and the fact that the founders no longer own any significant portion of the company. They've very cleverly worded the stuff about being multiplatform so that they're magically both multiplatform (having developed for "20+ platforms") and single-platform (always "focused" on a single system). Thus, it's no big deal that they've totally shifted focus, because that's what they've always done. Right...
What? I promised flamebait? Okay:
Kameo's going to have to be heavily retooled for Xbox. Her tits aren't big enough to be up to standard. On the plus side, the usual "how can she keep her balance like that?" complaint doesn't apply. After all, she's magical. As always, the Xbox's supercharged NV2A GPU allows developers the freedom to realize their vision of fantastic melons.
Geez, not even a "monopoly" jab. I must be getting rusty. |