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If The Olympics Were More Like Video Games...

Cloud121 - Feb 19, 2002

		Cloud121		Feb 19, 2002
			The Japanese would compete in all the really cool events a few months before the Americans Australia would ban several events for being too violent It would be really hard to find sponsors No snow boarder would even come close to a medal unless he did a two-and-a-half minute combo Flames would shoot out of the puck in ice hockey Figure skating announcers would say the same ten phrases over and over Two words: Bobsled ... drive-by The biathlon would be called "FFA Deathmatch" No ramps. Ski jumpers would merely point their rocket launchers at the ground and then jump while firing... Speed skaters would use their winnings to upgrade to more powerful skates... provided they don't just use the cheat codes I got that in my GameSpy Daily email. I thought You guys might want to see it

		Captian Crazy		Feb 19, 2002
			Haha, Just got that in my E-mail from you, Thanks bro !

Quadriflax

Feb 19, 2002

	
	
		
		
			Quote: from Cloud121 on 5:24 pm on Feb. 19, 2002



Figure skating announcers would say the same ten phrases over and over

They don't already?

Curtis

Feb 19, 2002

	
	
		
		
			Quote: from Cloud121 on 5:24 pm on Feb. 19, 2002



Australia would ban several events for being too violent

More like we'd ban events for being too stupid...

		Ratamahatta		Feb 19, 2002
			what about rocket tag?

		SEGA DAVID		Feb 19, 2002
			usually winter olympic video games suck. but the real oympics are cool this year