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jim993 - Apr 25, 2002

		jim993		Apr 25, 2002
			MasterCard Wedding This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless. There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

		IceDigger		Apr 25, 2002
			Wow, that's better then my 2 headed frog story! That guy is THE man for doing that! Nice old fashioned revenge!

		Pearl Jammzz		Apr 25, 2002
			OMFG!, that is hilarious. I woulda done more than "f*** you!", I woulda seriously beat his ass! Or messed with the picture and made him have a VERY VERY VERY small penis. hehe, but anyways, great story, loved it.

SkankinMonkey

Apr 25, 2002

	
	
		
		
			Originally posted by BJammzz@April 25 2002,12:55



OMFG!, that is hilarious. I woulda done more than "f*** you!", I woulda seriously beat his ass! Or messed with the picture and made him have a VERY VERY VERY small penis. hehe, but anyways, great story, loved it.

No, this would have been enough, I imagine that the bride and best man were left breathless and didnt manage to utter a single word other than 'damn' for a few days.

		3rdman		Apr 25, 2002
			WOW...That guy is evil in the best way possible. LOL Imagine the look on the face of her parents! Wedding reception....32,000 dollars Wediing gown.....2,000 dollars Discovering your little girl is a slut.....priceless

		Random Hajile		Apr 25, 2002
			wow! that guy had some serious STONES for doing that, That is one of the best revenge stories I ever heard...err...um..read Definitely would make a great MC commercial, in fact that's probably what he used to pay for the P.I. and the photo devolopment! Even though the costs of the P.I. and the pix was probably steep, that's nothing like what the ho's parent's shelled out for the wedding. $$$ Revenge is priceless !

		mal		Apr 25, 2002
			Almost too good to be true. Well, actually it is too good to be true....

		Cynnamin		Apr 25, 2002
			I read that quite awhile back Along the whole revenge thing... Friend of mine found out his girlfriend was sleeping with one of his friends. He acknowledged that she was a slut and didn't lay any blame on his friend b/c they both agreed that, had roles been different, they'd have done the same thing. Anywho, girl turns up pregnant. My friend is all 'helpful' and whatever... she has the baby, he asks for a paternity test. Turns out he's not the father (duh). His friend get tested. He's not the father either. Who could be the kid's father? Turns out to be the private investigator she hired to follow my friend around because she thought he was cheating on her kinda silly and what not... but really fitting