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Gallstaff - Sep 30, 2002

		SkankinMonkey	Oct 1, 2002
		I'm afraid you're going to have to resort to skullfucking her.

		Gallstaff	Oct 1, 2002
		...Ok that's a little bit more than i need to know. but the thing is, she likes htis other guy who doesn' tlike her at all. So is there anyway to work around that? Hopefully fast cause we got a fair comming up i want to ask her to, asmore than a friend, but i gotta get to THAT point in our "relationship" first.

ratfish

Oct 1, 2002

Originally posted by SkankinMonkey@Oct. 01 2002, 4:35 pm

I'm afraid you're going to have to resort to skullfucking her.

Do what skank says, or just make the other guy look bad.

Or just go with the sure-to-impress alternative and bake her some cupcakes.

		Gallstaff	Oct 1, 2002
		ya know what, that might work...

mtxblau

Oct 1, 2002

Originally posted by Gallstaff@Oct. 01 2002, 12:34 am

ya know what, that might work...

Oh fine, go bake cupcakes for some chick that doesn't like you, and make nothing for us. Bitch.

. . .

::sniff::

		ratfish	Oct 1, 2002
		Sorry, I really can't offer much advice at all seeing I don't have a girlfriend, nobody likes me, blah blah blah.

Quadriflax

Oct 1, 2002

Originally posted by SkankinMonkey@Sep. 30 2002, 7:35 pm

I'm afraid you're going to have to resort to skullfucking her.

Where are your manners? That's for the second date.

SkankinMonkey

Oct 1, 2002

Originally posted by Quadriflax+Oct. 01 2002, 11:50 pm--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quadriflax @ Oct. 01 2002, 11:50 pm)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SkankinMonkey@Sep. 30 2002, 7:35 pm

I'm afraid you're going to have to resort to skullfucking her.

Where are your manners? That's for the second date.[/b][/quote]

man, this bitch seems to need a good schooling, therefore skullfucking is permissable on the first date, but one must be careful when penetrating the nasal cavity due to size constraints, unless one has a miniscule member, that is.

Gear

Oct 1, 2002

Originally posted by Gallstaff@Oct. 01 2002, 5:34 pm

Yeah well i figured that there might actually be others like me out there, who just troll these boards every once in a while and who might have some advice is all. So what's yours, ziggy? Or can you not give any? : :

You should think twice to take the advices of people who like to wander around sega boards

Quadriflax

Oct 2, 2002

Originally posted by SkankinMonkey@Sep. 30 2002, 11:44 pm

man, this bitch seems to need a good schooling, therefore skullfucking is permissable on the first date, but one must be careful when penetrating the nasal cavity due to size constraints, unless one has a miniscule member, that is.

Well, yes, but she might like it (as bitches often like these kinds of things). If you blow it all (no pun intended) on the first date, she'll have nothing to look forward to on date two.

		SkankinMonkey	Oct 2, 2002
		Women tend to like guys that treat them like shit, so act accordingly and you will score, as the saying goes, nice guys finish last. Some of us have yet to finish, no?

		racketboy	Oct 2, 2002
		Man, I post something about a movie and I get jumped on for being non-video game related. Ok -- I just had to say that. Go back to your conversation

		RedAngel	Oct 2, 2002
		Well Gallstaff acording to what you said she is your friend but maybe she doesn´t like you. If this is true I don´t recommend you being very direct I think is better to try to be alone with her perhaps walking in the street and talking about everything or if she wants to go to some place try to go with her. You should try to go to the cinema with her, the first times with other friends. Also if she and you have a common friend you can ask him if he wants to help you (make sure he is not interested on this girl). This guy could say that you think she is pretty and a nice person. If she asks him some details then you can succeed but if not it is going to be tough. Good luck boy!

		joe81	Oct 2, 2002
		gallstaf i've lived a life of lost chances. Trust me always take chances because if you do and fail it's really not that bad and if you dont then you'll be misserable all your life and always think what would have happend if i just tried(lol easier said then done but what ever the fuck)

		Gallstaff	Oct 3, 2002
		I said before we aren't tight. If i were to describe it to you it would be like this in ascending order: strangers aquantencies aquantencies + chums (shut up can't think of anything else) friendly with friends best friends more than friends alot more than friends (dating solidly) and then... I WANT YOU IN ME RIGHT NOW ARGH! that last one probably won't happen until.... no that'll never hapen for me but ok on the list we'd be in between aquantencies and aquantencies +

racketboy

Oct 3, 2002

Originally posted by Gallstaff@Oct. 03 2002, 4:27 pm

I said before we aren't tight. If i were to describe it to you it would be like this in ascending order:

strangers

aquantencies

aquantencies +

chums (shut up can't think of anything else)

friendly with

friends

best friends

more than friends

alot more than friends (dating solidly)

and then... I WANT YOU IN ME RIGHT NOW ARGH!

that last one probably won't happen until.... no that'll never hapen for me but ok on the list we'd be in between aquantencies and aquantencies +

wow -- you're really put a lot of thought into it.

Just lemme say, if you're getting the vibe that she's not liking you, I would cool it a bit.

Just try to work your way into her life a little more , a little bit at a time.

These things just don't happen overnight -- and if they do, you'll probably have problems later on.

Just keep it cool

Trust me, I went through your whole little "cycle of love" and got married a few months ago to a hottie

		Gallstaff	Oct 3, 2002
		uh-huh, ok. Well i'm probably gonna ask her to the movies tomorrow if i can get her screen name (shut up i don't want to hear about how girls hate getting asked over aim). If she says yes, then good for me, if she says no, then i know someone who might like me.

racketboy

Oct 3, 2002

Originally posted by Gallstaff@Oct. 03 2002, 4:39 pm

uh-huh, ok. Well i'm probably gonna ask her to the movies tomorrow if i can get her screen name (shut up i don't want to hear about how girls hate getting asked over aim). If she says yes, then good for me, if she says no, then i know someone who might like me.

kids these days.....

		Gallstaff	Oct 3, 2002
		Grafitti skater punks in the near future...

racketboy

Oct 3, 2002

Originally posted by Gallstaff@Oct. 03 2002, 5:49 pm

Grafitti skater punks in the near future...

and proud of it!

hahaha -- I'm just pickin on ya

Really though, all I can say is if you're gonna ask her out on AIM, you better work it into the conversation good -- don't make it sound like you just don't have the balls to ask her in person. Girls hate that.