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Shitface - Jan 12, 2004

		Gallstaff	Jan 14, 2004
		Hey it wasnt by choice

		joe81	Jan 14, 2004
		gall play it where you're the safety queer. i remember there were safety queers in high school and they fucked some of the hottest girls.

		Gallstaff	Jan 14, 2004
		Heh yeah well I hope that I wont NEED to be the saftey queer for some time. I couldn't be happier with the girl I got.

		Caelestis	Jan 14, 2004
		Slow on the trigger, eh? Well, you've got 3 options at this point. There's the ever-popular jealousy kill. I personally wouldn't recommend it. There's positioning yourself for the rebound, which isn't a horrible idea... the thing I'd do though is just put it back in your pants and go in search of another short-term answer. Granted, my longest relationship is about 5 months, so you don't have to put too much stock in what I say if you're looking for a longer one. But if you're just out to play the field, aint nothing wrong with it.

		Jeffrey	Jan 14, 2004
		(a variation of the above) Act like the biggest asshole and tell her you know her boyfriend. This way, when she gets mad at him, she'll do you for revenge! And after you knock her up, she is sure to settled down and change for you. Giving you a happy marriage forged in spite, deception, and evil.

Shitface

Jan 14, 2004

Originally posted by jeff-20@Jan 14, 2004 @ 11:19 PM

(a variation of the above)

Act like the biggest asshole and tell her you know her boyfriend.

This way, when she gets mad at him, she'll do you for revenge!

And after you knock her up, she is sure to settled down and change for you. Giving you a happy marriage forged in spite, deception, and evil.

Oh yeah, i definently have to try that out!! :lol:

CrazyGoon

Jan 15, 2004

Hahaha :lol: :devil

		aaron	Jan 15, 2004
		watch swingers, seriously. also, if you grab her ass and scream like a monkey, sometimes girls find that irresistable. take it from me!

		Gallstaff	Jan 15, 2004
		Dude no this is the ultimate corny pickup but I find it usually only works if you know the girl already: If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? You gotta try it.

		fistedjustice	Jan 17, 2004
		you guys will never get a girl with this attitude

CrazyGoon

Jan 17, 2004

Originally posted by fistedjustice@Jan 17, 2004 @ 01:51 AM

you guys will never get a girl with this attitude

I don't know.. aarons idea seemed pretty rock solid :lol:

		joe81	Jan 17, 2004
		lol i have no attitude and last night some girl was coming on to me only thing is i was going to go with the "I have a girlfriend" approach. I figure girls say "i have a boyfriend" to me enough that i should be able to use that line also. welcome back fisted haven't seen the heart icon in awhile

aaron

Jan 17, 2004

Originally posted by CrazyGoon+Jan 17, 2004 @ 02:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CrazyGoon @ Jan 17, 2004 @ 02:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-fistedjustice@Jan 17, 2004 @ 01:51 AM

you guys will never get a girl with this attitude

I don't know.. aarons idea seemed pretty rock solid :lol: [/b][/quote]

yeah, thanks. the key is to really try and imitate a monkey. it might help if you claw at her eyes when she turns around and tries to slap you. then stand in the doorway, blocking her exit, and throw feces at her.

		Gallstaff	Jan 17, 2004
		Hm I think i just did something bad today. I was playing mad ddr and there was this really cute girl there and she said she thought i was hot and wanted my number but I told her I was taken. Was that a mistake? I mean she was cute and all but i love my girlfriend and I didnt even know who this chick was.

		Pearl Jammzz	Jan 17, 2004
		shoulda got her number....ya never know when current gf is gunna be gone. Could me tomorroe for all you know. The more numbers of ladies you have the easier it is to bounce back.

		Gallstaff	Jan 17, 2004
		Yeah but she didnt even live near me and I cant drive. I woulda if I could drive.

		Jedi Master Thrash	Jan 17, 2004
		I think most relationships with people like us are striped with fear that someday the girl will discover all of our newsgroup posts and realize what kind of a person we really are. Man, just one of my college flame-wars would probably be enough to lower my credit rating. JMT.

		aaron	Jan 17, 2004
		psh, that is so not true. my girlfriend totally knows i'm a nerd a LOVES it. she says i have that kind of animal magnetism. which animal she means, i'm not sure. maybe a chipmunk or something.

		Gallstaff	Jan 17, 2004
		I agree with jedi master on this one. Thats why I password protected the admin account on my comp But seriously if she knew the big dork I don't know what would happen. The only reddeming normal thing I do is play guitar. Most of my time is spent using computers or playing videogames.

Twillinx

Jan 18, 2004

But seriously if she knew the big dork I don't know what would happen. The only reddeming normal thing I do is play guitar. Most of my time is spent using computers or playing videogames.

How can she not know of this? So if you were to live with this girl you would sneak up at night and post new topics here without her knowing? Kind of like ordinary people sneak with their porn and drug-obsessions?

The more numbers of ladies you have the easier it is to bounce back.

Does that ever work? The "bounce backs" just ends in disaster and then you have two things to worry about instead of just one.

I'm glad I've already spread my gene's so I don't ever have to worry about women or relationships ever again.

It's just a way to comprimise your whole life away IMO.