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Shitface - Jan 12, 2004

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  Gallstaff Jan 14, 2004
Hey it wasnt by choice

 joe81 Jan 14, 2004
gall play it where you're the safety queer. i remember there were safety queers in high school and they fucked some of the hottest girls.

 Gallstaff Jan 14, 2004
Heh yeah well I hope that I wont NEED to be the saftey queer for some time. I couldn't be happier with the girl I got.

 Caelestis Jan 14, 2004
Slow on the trigger, eh?

Well, you've got 3 options at this point. There's the ever-popular jealousy kill. I personally wouldn't recommend it. There's positioning yourself for the rebound, which isn't a horrible idea... the thing I'd do though is just put it back in your pants and go in search of another short-term answer.

Granted, my longest relationship is about 5 months, so you don't have to put too much stock in what I say if you're looking for a longer one. But if you're just out to play the field, aint nothing wrong with it.

 Jeffrey Jan 14, 2004
(a variation of the above)

Act like the biggest asshole and tell her you know her boyfriend.

This way, when she gets mad at him, she'll do you for revenge!

And after you knock her up, she is sure to settled down and change for you. Giving you a happy marriage forged in spite, deception, and evil.

 Shitface Jan 14, 2004

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by jeff-20@Jan 14, 2004 @ 11:19 PM



 (a variation of the above)



Act like the biggest asshole and tell her you know her boyfriend.



This way, when she gets mad at him, she'll do you for revenge! 



And after you knock her up, she is sure to settled down and change for you. Giving you a happy marriage forged in spite, deception, and evil.


Oh yeah, i definently have to try that out!! :lol:

 CrazyGoon Jan 15, 2004

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by jeff-20@Jan 14, 2004 @ 11:19 PM



 (a variation of the above)



Act like the biggest asshole and tell her you know her boyfriend.



This way, when she gets mad at him, she'll do you for revenge! 



And after you knock her up, she is sure to settled down and change for you. Giving you a happy marriage forged in spite, deception, and evil.


Hahaha :lol: :devil

 aaron Jan 15, 2004
watch swingers, seriously.

also, if you grab her ass and scream like a monkey, sometimes girls find that irresistable. take it from me!

 Gallstaff Jan 15, 2004
Dude no this is the ultimate corny pickup but I find it usually only works if you know the girl already:

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

You gotta try it.

 fistedjustice Jan 17, 2004
you guys will never get a girl with this attitude

 CrazyGoon Jan 17, 2004

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by fistedjustice@Jan 17, 2004 @ 01:51 AM



 you guys will never get a girl with this attitude


I don't know.. aarons idea seemed pretty rock solid :lol:

 joe81 Jan 17, 2004
lol i have no attitude and last night some girl was coming on to me only thing is i was going to go with the "I have a girlfriend" approach. I figure girls say "i have a boyfriend" to me enough that i should be able to use that line also.

welcome back fisted haven't seen the heart icon in awhile

 aaron Jan 17, 2004

  
	
	

		
		

			Originally posted by CrazyGoon+Jan 17, 2004 @ 02:11 AM-->
QUOTE(CrazyGoon @ Jan 17, 2004 @ 02:11 AM)